This is My Bedtime Story Shirt
This is My Bedtime Story Shirt
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You promised yourself an early night. You lit a candle. Made tea. Maybe even put on a face mask. But then your favorite character made one emotionally devastating choice and now it’s 3:14am and you’re spiraling in the dark. This shirt gets you.
The Bedtime Story Shirt is for the reader who means well but also has zero self-control when it comes to fictional people. It’s soft, dramatic, and highly wearable for all your horizontal breakdown needs—whether you’re mid-chapter, mid-cry, or mid-text to your group chat screaming “I AM NOT OKAY.”
Not oversized by default, but we highly recommend sizing up for that full “cocoon of denial and regret” energy.
Product features
- Available in a wide range of sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting use.
- Seamless design that reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Crafted from soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture.
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, ensuring comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
What’s the turnaround time for my order?
What’s the turnaround time for my order?
It depends on what you’re ordering!
- Dice potions and reader kits are made to order—please allow 1–3 weeks for production and shipping.
- Bookish goods like mugs, candles, T-shirts, and stickers typically ship faster, with 3–5 days for production and 4–7 days for shipping (depending on your location and time of year).
You’ll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the way!
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
All items are made to order, which means we do not accept returns or exchanges unless something arrives damaged or incorrect.
If your item shows up broken, misprinted, or cursed by a tragic plot twist, email us at shelfpotionco@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right!
How do I care for my item?
How do I care for my item?
Mugs: Microwave + dishwasher safe (but handwashing helps them live their best life).
T-shirts: Wash inside-out in cold water, tumble dry low.
Stickers: Durable and waterproof—perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the emotional support journal you cry into.
Candles: Trim the wick to ¼” before lighting. Don’t leave unattended (unless you’re living your dark academia villain arc).
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