The Overly Attached Reader Kit
The Overly Attached Reader Kit
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THIS ITEM IS ON PREORDER, WHICH MEANS IT WILL TAKE BETWEEN 1–3 WEEKS TO CRAFT AND SHIP.
For the readers who fall in love too fast—with fictional people, obviously. This kit is for the bookworms who spiral over morally gray men, mourn book hangovers like real breakups, and refuse to move on. Whether you’re rereading that scene for the fifth time or doom-scrolling fan art at 2 a.m., this collection bottles the entire experience of being an emotionally attached reader—and turns it into something magical.
Inside each kit, you’ll find:
- A handcrafted pink “Overly Attached Reader” dice potion (because you need something pretty to shake while you spiral)
- A “Book Hangover Recovery Kit” makeup bag (because we both know you’re not recovering anytime soon)
- A cozy mug that reads: “Please give me space. I’ve formed unhealthy attachments to fictional people again.”
- An “Emotional Support Candle” (for mood lighting while you suffer beautifully)
- A cheeky bookmark that promises: “This bookmark can’t stop you from spiraling. But it can hold your place.”
All of it comes packed in a beautifully designed box, perfect for gifting (or hoarding for yourself). With over $115 in value, this curated kit delivers the dramatic, heart-wrecking joy of being just a little too attached—all for $99.
Moving on is optional. Spiral responsibly.
What’s the turnaround time for my order?
What’s the turnaround time for my order?
It depends on what you’re ordering!
- Dice potions and reader kits are made to order—please allow 1–3 weeks for production and shipping.
- Bookish goods like mugs, candles, T-shirts, and stickers typically ship faster, with 3–5 days for production and 4–7 days for shipping (depending on your location and time of year).
You’ll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the way!
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
All items are made to order, which means we do not accept returns or exchanges unless something arrives damaged or incorrect.
If your item shows up broken, misprinted, or cursed by a tragic plot twist, email us at shelfpotionco@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right!
How do I care for my item?
How do I care for my item?
Mugs: Microwave + dishwasher safe (but handwashing helps them live their best life).
T-shirts: Wash inside-out in cold water, tumble dry low.
Stickers: Durable and waterproof—perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the emotional support journal you cry into.
Candles: Trim the wick to ¼” before lighting. Don’t leave unattended (unless you’re living your dark academia villain arc).
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