Diagnosis: Fictional Attachment Disorder Sticker
Diagnosis: Fictional Attachment Disorder Sticker
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For the reader who still isn’t over that one scene—and never plans to be. Diagnosed with fictional attachment disorder? You’re not alone. Stick this on your Kindle, laptop, water bottle, or forehead as a warning to others.
This die-cut vinyl sticker is perfect for anyone who’s cried over a character death, emotionally spiraled post-epilogue, or memorized entire lines of fictional dialogue like it’s scripture. Durable, bookish, and deeply unwell—just like you.
Product features
- 3x3 inches
- Glossy paper finish for scratch resistance
- Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive
- Vibrant, eco-friendly colors
- Quick, bubble-free application
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
What’s the turnaround time for my order?
What’s the turnaround time for my order?
It depends on what you’re ordering!
- Dice potions and reader kits are made to order—please allow 1–3 weeks for production and shipping.
- Bookish goods like mugs, candles, T-shirts, and stickers typically ship faster, with 3–5 days for production and 4–7 days for shipping (depending on your location and time of year).
You’ll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the way!
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
All items are made to order, which means we do not accept returns or exchanges unless something arrives damaged or incorrect.
If your item shows up broken, misprinted, or cursed by a tragic plot twist, email us at shelfpotionco@gmail.com within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right!
How do I care for my item?
How do I care for my item?
Mugs: Microwave + dishwasher safe (but handwashing helps them live their best life).
T-shirts: Wash inside-out in cold water, tumble dry low.
Stickers: Durable and waterproof—perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the emotional support journal you cry into.
Candles: Trim the wick to ¼” before lighting. Don’t leave unattended (unless you’re living your dark academia villain arc).
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